Gammal favorit i repris: ”<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word ”wand” with ”wang” in the first Harry Potter Book”:
<JonJonB> ”Why aren’t you supposed to do magic?” asked Harry.
<JonJonB> ”Oh, well — I was at Hogwarts meself but I — er — got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an’ everything
<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
<JonJonB> ’Get – off – me!’ Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.
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Klassiker. xD